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Wednesday, 19 September 2007
 
Harold
 
Harold Meldershink
Harold is in charge of graphic selection for the web site. His degrees include a B.A. in wastewater process management and a B.S. in agricultural science. Harold is responsible for much of what you see on your screen.
 
Mort
 
Mort Fankstrow
This photo was taken at our Christmas party last year. Unfortunately, our party was held at a budget motel in a seedy neighborhood. Mort stepped outside to retrieve his cell phone and was forced to wear a tutu and dance shoes by an armed gang of former airline pilots. This photo was taken as Mort attempted to flee from his attackers. Mort manages our employee deacquisition department.
 
Leo
 
Leo Lionowski
Leo is in charge of our search engine technology subversion department and holds a certificate in landscape maintenance. Thanks to Leo, MudSoup.com recently ranked number one on a leading search engine for the combined search terms "eel+hemorrhoid." Leo is our employee of the year.