While MudSoup.com is currently not hiring, we've made our employee aptitude test available here so that future applicants will have the opportunity to prepare prior to submitting an application.

Please complete the following multiple choice questions:

1. When arriving for your employment interview, it is important to:

(a) be prepared to offer the interviewer a large wad of cash
(b) be prepared to offer to work on weekends free
(c) all of the above

2. When asked about your experience and job skills, you should:

(a) lie through your teeth
(b) not mention the time you spent in a maximum security prison
(c) all of the above

3. When the interviewer asks if you're available on weekends, you reply:

(a) Your place or mine?
(b) I'll have to ask my parole officer.
(c) all of the above

4. You arrive for the interview and realize that you have a fish in your pants. The best course of action is:

(a) Explain that you aren't nervous, but that you have a fish in your pants.
(b) Jump onto the desk and shake your leg violently to dislodge the fish.
(c) Ask the interviewer to excuse you while you go to the restroom to check on the fish in your pants.
(d) all of the above

5. When the interviewer asks you to talk about your most memorable work experience, you should:

(a) Muse about the time you lost a $14,000 deposit on the way to the bank, then promptly left town
(b) Giggle about the time you belched over the P.A. system at a company convention
(c) all of the above

6. When asked about your long term goals, you should:

(a) explain that you've always wanted to become a whistle blower
(b) explain that you hope to eventually fake your own death
(c) all of the above

7. The interviewer asks you why you hope to be hired. You reply:

(a) My friend works here and he brings home some nice computer equipment, so I wanted to get my foot in the door.
(b) I'm hoping to eventually collect workman's comp.
(c) Blackmail doesn't pay like it used to.
(d) all of the above